legalmexican:

When your mom lets you stay home on half days

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octobootle:

When you think your cramps are finished but then

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i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

(Source: rosaeverdeen)

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

Reblog if you have boobs

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

officialfrenchtoast:

when u want something at the supermarket but ur mom says no

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rebeccacrane:

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once